Magic Hat Elder Betty

My first alcoholic beverage was a Smirnoff Ice.  I was suicided, Guildensterned then.  I understand it’s now a full-blown broheme cold war ballistic. Blue Moon we barely knew thee.  Smirnoff Ice in carved-out-books.  Ice in bassinets. But always warm to the wrist.  “Women’s” drinks have become weaponized. So to be clear, Magic Hat Elder Betty is not a women’s drink.  It’s Reagan Star Wars.  Much like Magic Hat #9 – a staple, I think – it’s a little bit of both.  Elderflower – in the form of St. Germain – is, you know, a thing now.  Elderberry, from the same plant, is new, but…elder.  Newfangled, but oldfag.  Gotta remember these ratings, it’s all anybody reads – 3.9/5.0.